cg648 1 Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Post a Joke and the date: Last night I got so drunk I had to take a taxi home. All went well, got home safe and sound and immediately passed out. Only problem now is who the f*** taxi did I steal. May 31st 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0117be 66 Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 (edited) welp since your's isnt technically a reply imma send this joke. whats the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. May 31st 2022 Edited May 31, 2022 by 0117be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0117be 66 Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors. June 1st 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0117be 66 Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 My husband left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.” I’m not sure what he’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine! June 2nd 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0117be 66 Posted June 3, 2022 Report Share Posted June 3, 2022 What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off. June 3rd 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0117be 66 Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 What is the worlds smartest insect? - A spelling BEE June 4th 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0117be 66 Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 (edited) I saw someone killing red spiders a few years ago, reported them for bug abuse! June 5th 2022 Edited June 5, 2022 by 0117be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0117be 66 Posted June 7, 2022 Report Share Posted June 7, 2022 (edited) How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 4. 1 to hold the lightbulb and 3 to smoke until the room starts spinning. June 6th 2022 Edited June 7, 2022 by 0117be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetx 0 Posted June 18, 2022 Report Share Posted June 18, 2022 Helping out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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