NEW Intro

[doggyg 16]

Apparently this dexter morgan guy decided to one up me in my intro. So, I'm going to post a new one. Here goes..

Good morning my fellow creatures of Earth. I am your new lord and master. For centuries we may have been forgotten, but believe me you worshiped us before the great war between the cats in which we sadly loss in Egypt, but we have overtaken the world now! Oh and none of that stuff about there being less dogs lovers than cat lovers is true! Believe me! I am a dog after all. I should know.  Now let me tell you guys how this is going to work. As you may know, dogs operate on loyalty. So this means we will have a system setup between you and me in which you must do everything I say and follow me faithfully. If you do not, you will be punished. This is the law of the dogma. Also, we happen to be rather trusting of humans(the opposite of our cat counterpart), so if you don't mind... Try not to betray your fellow Earth creature okay?

 

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 Is all paid by cat politicians. Its racism I tell you! For some reason they won't let a dog in office. They let that cat be mayor in Alaska, but no dog? why :'(

[Seven 18]

11 minutes ago, doggyg said:

Apparently this dexter morgan guy decided to one up me in my intro. So, I'm going to post a new one. Here goes..

Good morning my fellow creatures of Earth. I am your new lord and master. For centuries we may have been forgotten, but believe me you worshiped us before the great war between the cats in which we sadly loss in Egypt, but we have overtaken the world now! Oh and none of that stuff about there being less dogs lovers than cat lovers is true! Believe me! I am a dog after all. I should know.  Now let me tell you guys how this is going to work. As you may know, dogs operate on loyalty. So this means we will have a system setup between you and me in which you must do everything I say and follow me faithfully. If you do not, you will be punished. This is the law of the dogma. Also, we happen to be rather trusting of humans(the opposite of our cat counterpart), so if you don't mind... Try not to betray your fellow Earth creature okay?

 

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 Is all paid by cat politicians. Its racism I tell you! For some reason they won't let a dog in office. They let that cat be mayor in Alaska, but no dog? why :'(

I stopped reading this after the first sentence.